Im actually having… FUN? In MINECRAFT (hacked) – Part 2

Im actually having… FUN? In MINECRAFT (hacked) – Part 2

Gaming week, day 3 b—–es Minecraft Part 2! AW HECK YEAAAHH! You guys have been making fun of me in the comments>:( Don’t think I don’t read those saying I don’t know how to play game. I don’t know how to make minecraft Yeah, I’m a veteran. Okay, I was born playing Minecraft. I played Minecraft before you were born Okay 🙂 Let’s grab these 🙂 Alright, I know there’s a new bunch of new features. Why is everyone spinning this is not brit stop God, you’re pissing me off.>:( I can use this claw thing to cut animals, which is what I want to do. Come here kitty 😛 Let me cut you kitty.>:) I swear to god kitty. Let me cut you Kitty! I didn’t hurt the cat. I’m just trying to cut him, ha! Jesus okay. Maybe I shouldn’t run around with a dynamite. So where’s my house again? I forgot. that’s a turtle! Oh my go- hey! Can I ride please? Let me ride that, don’t go! ;-; I love you! nobody: Minecraft: Turtles. Am I right? Alright, I need to get back to my base. Maybe I should steal some decoration. Where’s my house? I forgot where my house. So the goal of this episode is to start a farm and enter Minecraft and maybe redecorate the house just a little bit (Pewd’s lovely, and amazing laugh laugh) A lot of you were saying like my house. I don’t kn- WHAT! 33 f—–n iron dude, I’m rich as balls. Dude my bed is epic as well, like this house is nice I don’t- I don’t get like why you guys hate it. (Pewds laughing and incoherently muttering “I don’t understand the problem with my “inhale” house” ) Alright, so I know a couple things, right? I know a couple things I can use this bucket and I can use this sugar cane and wheat Is it the sugar I use? I don’t really know. Maybe we can plant the eggs. No, wait. What? All right, my dudes. So we want to make one of these a hoe All right. Let’s make a hoe People have space for all their shii-z right, so we’re gonna make a nice little farm I think so to make a farm you need the hoe.. (Pewds amazing laugh again) And you hit the top that does not work. What the hell, listen, I spent six hours watching minecraft tutorials. Why is it not working? Maybe I need to plant the hoe? (yes totally) What do I do with the hoe? Now I can plant the seed No, AH Okay, oh I right-click (Pewds just randomly starts saying, “wooh, woooooh” Yeah, Aw You guys thought I wasn’t good at Minecraft. Okay. All right, we gotta hurry up. We gotta hurry up put the, put the seeds Put the seeds bii-. O h God, did you hear that? PLANT! Plant god, damn it. Is that all the seeds I have? How do I get seeds? Okay. It’s night time Let’s have a sleepy time. I sleep with my wheat All right, a new day a new life to live. Now. Let’s look at my plant. Look how much they grow dude. Holy cow! Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah All right, this is going really really good Why is he not growing? Oh, I know. I– life hack life hack Okay so you can take bet you kids didn’t know this you can take bone and make it into bone meat and Then you grab the bone meat and then you put the bone meat over the over there This is like a pro tip. A lot of people don’t know how to do this You do that it grows quicker It’s whatever. So now we have more seed Which we can plant hoes (totally) Okay, this is pretty epic. Dude. We’re make whoa How does bones work dude Da Da Da Da Da Daa Dah Daa Dah Da Okay. All right. We have a pretty epic thing. So now what you can do, I figured this out all by myself Why do I hear zombies in my house? “Inhales” Okay… OH MY GOD! I figured out all by myself how to make a fence gate, god damn, I’m smart, dude, how do I make the planks? Ok, so now we build– we build a gate right? Outside our house see, I know how to play Minecraft ya kids, ya absolute children Okay Okay. Oh Okay, it’s not perfect But it works god damn it, now What we can do is we can start taking people hostages. Ah What is that sound? Hello! Why minecraft spook me? All right horse! (Pewds kisses the air) Hey horse (Pewds kisses the air again) You want some of this? you want some of this wheat? Come here (Pewds kisses the air, yet again) Come here. What the hell listen, I got wheat ma-yan. Take it what the freak? What are horses like in Minecraft, useless. you’re useless, can he stop spinning, come here Okay, now will you come I fed him wheat My come here. I swear to God I will murder you Come here Alright Alright it’s gotta be like that sometimes it got to be like that too bad. I alright chicken then this chicken like this Hey chicken Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you like this. Oh, yeah, you like this? Oh, yeah, come here chicken Come on, chicken, eat it eat it. He doesn’t eat it. Alright you live today. There’s no animals. I murdered them all Yes Yeah, yeah you like thishh yeah-yeah, come on, come-on yeah X7 come on, come on Follow me my fellow nine-year-olds. That’s right. Follow me (Pewds lovely laugh again) This is so awesome! ye– it’s working! You’re gonna live safe with Papa boots In Papa Boot’s house Come on, keep following. Oh, yeah. Aye! great, son of a snake. Come here Okay, we’re almost there We’re almost there buddies my friends. You’re better friends than anyone I met in this game. Alright Just uh, god dammit. God dammit. You came this way. Alright coming. Alright, and then you go. Come on Come in Nick One at a time. You dummies come in. Please come in Come on It’s getting dark. Okay? Okay, that’s true. That’s true. Come on Come on squeeze in squeeze in next one for the love of God get in please It’s getting dark, oh now you don’t want to go come here Go in I’m gonna murder one of you come in. Thank you. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes close the gate. Oh NOO! Oh, oh Thought I murdered him what happened to you. Why are you naked? Oh My god I can cut you How How you make baby? This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh god the baby escape Baby, can you? now stop leaving Baby come back baby, baby. There’s zombies baby. I’m serious, baby sheep Alright well bye then see if I care I don’t want to kill a child Alright fine, baby. You can sleep with me tonight. I’m literally see vegans See what I did Peter. I saved the life today. I Saved a goddamn life. What do you do? God, they’re annoying. Alright new day. Let’s sleep.. Alright we got our lamp We got our epic farm everything looks great. Thank you very much. Let’s go out on more adventures. Okay It’s adventure time. Come on grab your friends Don’t have any to play Minecraft with this is so sad See there’s sounds over there and I want to explore where that’s coming from because I don’t want no zombie farm in my house Whoa, it’s a wide chest. It’s even bigger All right gamers Yeah, it’s time. It’s definitely something here Something real spook is happening here, and I’m not afraid to explore it. Oh My god, oh my god. Oh my god. There’s so many Double kill triple kill epic gamer. Whoa, look at this cave. It’s so massive. I Got a diamond pickaxe so I can just mine for it ever bro what it keeps going down What? Okay, guys, this is epic minecraft adventure. Oh, you scared me Betty Sorry, you have to die as a prize Oh too tiny to tiny tiny That’s right you then we’re going for more diamonds I want to fold diamond armor Very mean my diamond minecraft up pickaxe Dammit now, I keep finding material, but I don’t need but I feel like I have to farm it. This is All right, let’s explore There’s too much. Oh Jesus Jesus Christ Let’s scare my balls. Ooh All right. We’re laughs god damn it Who said mine cried isn’t terrifying Here I am minding my own business Dude look how my diamond pick is barely move dude diamond pickaxe for Life brah for life. We got to get more. We got to get more be careful. Don’t think I need this much higher But I just accidentally dig up in my own house God dammit. Alright, I got a I got a shiryu. We need more of my diamonds. God dammit. That’s all I want Oh What is down there hello What is this nun Nico day Whoa Whoa, whoa Not like this not like this Don’t shoot don’t shoot don’t shoot don’t shoot. Oh he fell for the old don’t shoot string. Oh god, they’re everywhere What is this place My god, it’s so mysterious. I found the new hidden cave thing That’s awesome. Okay. I remember now you can make a shield in Minecraft how to make shield in Minecraft I’ll have iron on me god damn it. I don’t have iron on me. I can make some My god, I’m scared this music doesn’t fit at all Does that mean there’s been people here before me There’s I’m not the first one. Okay, we have iron I Can make a shield now. I know how to make shield. I know in my head You just make a Y and then you put the PP in the middle shield mother free-cos All right, and then you put the shield. All right, we’re ready for some epic minecraft adventures now All right, let’s find some goddamn gold because what? Huh, well, this sounds coming from whoa, this is epic. Ah Let’s shoot don’t shoot I am oh They’re shooting each other Dude we haven’t found diamond yet. Come on This place is insane, dude. Oh, it’s the baby zombie freak off. I Don’t want to kill a child. I Will kill a child I will kill a child I don’t have time for children don’t waste my time. This place is insane. Dude. There’s another chest there who built this place and why? Ah That’s what I thought Wow Haha so much lava, there’s so much epicness love it stop Alright, let’s build a bridge Right my diamonds and I don’t know what any of this is But I got some goddamn melon seeds Oh you shift click and it just oh my god. That is so much easier Oh, God thank you Everywhere Ha ha what do you know my song? Oh god. No. Oh This bed oh this bed, oh, this is bad I’m dying I’m dying. I’m dying. I’m dying to eat. Oh My god, did you see that? Whoa, what is this ha Oh This is bad, oh this is it froze. Oh god, I’m making a hole No one hurts the whole man Okay, I’m in my hole I don’t want to lose my diamond stuff dude look how much stuff I have I can’t die they’re Poisson Huh? No That’s too many Full strength full strenght whole stretch Full strap pull straight pull straight. Oh Jesus okay, ah liberals I’m not leaving until we get the diamonds. That’s why I came here. Whoa. Look at the heavens epic Jesus oh god Yeah, found you They dropped from the ceiling, babe Okay, that was an epic adventure but I dare no more we have too much precious item we have to return see Remember Okay, we weren’t too bad I Just got to figure out where the hell I am. Oh my god Here we are Dude, look at my crops, dude. How are my sheeps doing? Okay, very nice All right. Now we can make melon, right? Can we? Did we’re gonna make melon. All right beetroot. Can I plant? Oh my god, dude this All right. Some would say that my house is not the best looking house. I get it Maybe I should redecorate it a little bit just a little bit. I don’t care if it’s dark. I’m gonna farm minecraft all day all day Son all you want some Oh God Alright, so here we’ll do the beetroot There we’ll do the pumpkin melon Oh My god is my stuff still there. Okay, they are oh God damn it It came out of nowhere, dude. Oh, thank god. What are you doing to the Sheep you All right. It’s time to sleep. Don’t be greedy Felix. Oh, what a day dude. I’m making such sick progress, except that one time I died. All right, dude. Look how much they’ve grown dude. All right time to spice up the house Just a little bit just a little bit. Make it a little nicer fine. All right, you guys want a cozy ass house? I’ll deliver I’ll deliver the coach Diaz house you’ve ever coast inside to rebuild. We must first destroy It pains me to do this. Does it put so much effort into it? All right. Don’t escape now god damn it All right, I’ll deal with them later this is not your house mr. Sheep Okay, first we must lay foundation of the house Make sure it’s good. What the hell is happening over there? What the hell is that Excuse me I’m building a new house over here What are they doing? All right, we’re building a goddamn house One two three. Okay, that’s nice. Dude. This house is gonna be so goddamn tight all you Minecraft haters Are gonna be so sorry. This is the video series that will convert more people to Minecraft than ever in history Notch will come back from his grave Just to thank me. Thank You exam For saving minecraft not just for saving minecraft but for saving humanity You don’t even know what plans I have for this helps i’m cry abla I need to make stairs Lots and lots of stairs. It’s taking a lot more time than I thought to decorate the house And I think I’m going crazy Just a little bit just a little bit Okay, it’s getting there it’s gonna be a bit guys what the hell is this voice our cactus growing Melon, this you’re in through my house Yeah. Oh My god, you got it. Stop. We got a house spider everyone. Thank you. Well, there’s my sheep. That is stable. Good work. Oh Yeah, that’s cute Ah not in my house god damnit it was waiting for me. Oh My god, dude, I’ve been building this fucking house I can’t Stall right. I’m going to sleep. Goodnight. I haven’t had time to put the ceiling but we’ll do that in the next episode smash like subscribe gaming week What you never played super simulator You know, it’s fun, right? I’m not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if it’s good or not Not convinced yet. Okay. I’ll cut you a deal The game is available for free and that’s a great price

100 thoughts on “Im actually having… FUN? In MINECRAFT (hacked) – Part 2”

  1. 𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚢?
    𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑: 𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶?

  2. how you can play minecrft before i born I start play minecraft in 2010 but ye you know playing minecraft very well

  3. i’ve never related to anyone more than felix bc after every time he said something like “i need to make a hoe” he laughed

  4. Minecraft Came out in 2009.
    Me : I was born in 2008….

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