EA in a Nutshell (And Most of the "AAA" Industry)

EA: [Maniacal laughter] [Alarm] EA: "And now for my very elaborate and college-educated plan…" [Croud chattering] EA: "Shing! Sparkle-sparkle…" Crowd: [Rabid animal noises] Guy 1: "Huh? Ooh…" Guy 1: "Hooray!" Guy 2: [Facepalm] Crowd: [Rabid animal noises] EA: [Maniacal laughter] EA: "I have you now!" Guy 1: "NOOOOOO!" Guy 1: "The horror, the HORROR!" Crowd:…